Mouse Police Original
Version
What you’re seeing is a single frame from the original
version of the Brazilian game “Mouse Police”, which was released for the
PlayStation 2 sometime in the early 2000’s. This “game” is actually haunted by
a terrifying spirit known as “The Demon Child”. While finding a copy of the
original version of Mouse Police is nearly impossible due to Real Action Toys’
founder and CEO, Toyshiri Tajjirou, moving to Hong Kong and starting the ever-popular
“Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza” franchise. However, in regular copies of Mouse Police,
this frame can be accessed via a glitch. The glitch can be performed by doing
the following:
1)
Take a shit in a cup and give it to a stuffed
dog to eat. If you don’t have a stuffed dog, go out and by one. Don’t use a
real dog, because that’s fucked up bro.
2)
Put a copy of “Legend of Ocarina – Rupee’s Quest”
in your toaster and put that bastard in for 666.66 seconds.
3)
Walk outside in your underwear and sing “You’re
Beautiful” by James Blunt in a squeaky voice. If you’re unable to speak, do so
in sign language.
4)
Write a shitty Jeff the Killer spinoff and post
it on the Creepypasta Wiki.
Now, the next time you play Mouse Police, the
single frame will appear on your television screen. Unfortunately, you won’t be
able to turn the television off. Leave the television on for 666 hours. After
666 hours have passed, a man will knock at your door. He’ll be dressed as a
television repair man. He’ll say “JUIGHGUHUHAYG!!!!!” and collect your
television. Don’t try and stop him. Once he’s stolen your television and left
you as a shallow husk of a human being, chant the following in Pig Latin: “GY7HEYWGHB
GEGBEYIWGBFQWHDVW 666 SANTANS!!!!” 666 times. A television made of
hyper-realistic blood and the tears of LOLSKELETONS will appear. On this television
you can watch every lost episode and play every haunted game ever.